January 2010
73 posts
“Lahat ng bagay na naimbento ay bunga ng katamaran.”
– Teacher Wacks
“In order to find Mr. Right, you have to be Ms. Right, it’s not a one way...”
– Delamar
“I wondered how people would take me being a country music singer. I thought...”
– Carrie Underwood (via fuckyeahcarrieunderwood)
The inverse.
Ms. Castilla: What is the inverse of squaring a number?
Class: Square rooting! :))))))
“Being a parent is wanting to hug and strangle your kid at the same time.”
– Calvin’s Dad (Calvin and Hobbes)
“Today at school, I tried to decide whether to cheat on my test or not. I...”
– Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)
“I have all these great genes, but they’re recessive. That’s the...”
– Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)
Batman
Delle: Batman says, nananana...
Chico: Oh, god.
*laughter*
Delle: What? *sings* Batman, Batman, nananana... \m/
Chico: Anong lumabas sa sugat ni Batman?
Delle: What?
Chico: Nananana...
Ay benta niyo =))
“Sino ba yang Lady Gaga na yan? Gaga talaga.”
– The priest
“We love music and it’s always good to do something you love”
– Steve Jobs (Introducing the iPod) (via minimalmac)
\m/
“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in...”
– Winston Churchill (via mnmal)
January 22, 2010. Something I'm going to miss when...
Sir Nonong: Okay class, change of plans! Bibigyan natin ng solo si Claudine dun sa I Have A Dream!
*everyone claps*
Me: Wah! Ako lang? :o
*everyone laughs*
Kirsty: Kaya nga solo eh. =)))))))))
“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.”
– Bill Gates
This is a true story.
Mrs. Caliboso: We are made in the image and likeness of God! Tingnan niyo yang mga katabi niyo kung mukha pa ba silang creation ni God.
Me: *looks at Iya*
Iya: Mukha akong demonyo kasi hot ako. Wooooo! =))
“I like dead end signs. They have the decency to let you know you’re going...”
– Bugs Bunny
This too.
*song ends playing*
Chico: That was dalawang beintesingko.
Delle: ?
Chico: 50 Cent! =)))))))))
Delle: :)) :| :))
The Morning Rush. I don't remember what date.
*cold medicine commercial ends*
Chico: Kumusta ang gising mo?
*silence*
Delle: Ha?
Chico: Yes, Delamar. Kumusta ang gising mo?
Delle: *tired and lazy expression* Uuuuuuhhh... Okay lang =))))))
Chico: *laughs* What?
Delle: It's just that... Why are you so nosy today? =))
Chico: Because you have a runny NOSE! *get it? get it?*
Delle: Uuuuuhhh.
“Is it a sin to be gorgeous?”
– Iya Ferrer
“What you do to the left side [of the exponential function], you must also do to...”
– Ms. Castilla
Lessons in life talaga eh :>
Scary!
Beng: Sir, my mom said that there is no hell.
Sir Buñag: Oh yes there is, because I will bring you there.
“The best way to see tomorrow is to go to sleep tonight.”
– Aunt Zelda (Sabrina the Teenage Witch)
“Masunurin ako pero matigas ang ulo.”
– Boy Hollowblocks =)))))